The Time Bruce Willis Randomly Called Me Out Of The Blue

In honor of Bruce Willis's birthday, for this week's "May the Bridges I Burn Light the Way Thursday" I will share the story of the time Bruce Willis called me out of the blue. This really happened and that's not an exaggeration. My phone rang, I answered it, and for some reason Bruce Willis was talking to me. When I explained to Bruce Willis that I wasn't expecting his call and had no idea why he was calling me, he said, in his most John McClane voice, "Welcome to Hollywood." (I truly wish he had ended that sentence with "pal.")